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apa itu politik?

apa itu politik?

pada suatu malam, ketika sedang makan malam sekeluarga, si anak sulung yang berusia 9 tahun itu bertanya pada si ayah, "ayah, apa itu politik?.

jawab ayah, "politik itu macam keluarga kita la.. ayah dapatkan wang tuk keluarga kita, ayah adalah kapitalis, mama gunakan wang itu tuk menguruskan kluarga kita, jadi mama adalah kerajaan. kakak pembantu rumah kita adalah golongan pekerja. kamu adalah rakyat dan adik kamu adalah generasi masa depan. faham????

jadi, semalaman si anak berusia 9 tahun itu tidak dapat lelapkan matanya berfikir tentang politik. sehingga akhir skali dia menjadi jemu dan hampir terlelap.. pada waktu itulah, si adik buat perangai.. meraung tgh2 mlm. si anak pergi ke bilik ibu dan ayahnya hendak memberitahu bahawa adiknya meraung kerana pampersnya sdh penuh najis..

sampai di bilik dia melihat ibunya sedang lena tido.. walau berkali-kali d panggil, si ibu tetap tidur. di lihat si ayah pula tiada d sebelah ibu.

jemu mengejutkan ibu, dia mengambil keputusan pergi ke bilik pembantu rumah. bila dibukanya bilik pembantu rumah, dia melihat si ayah berada di pembaringan si pembantu Indonesia itu.. akhir skali si anak terpaksa lah menyalin pampers adiknya sendiri.,

sewaktu bersarapan esok pagi, si ayah tnya, " Dah faham apa itu politik???"

si anak yang sedang selera makan selamba menjawab, "Dah!!!"

si ayah dan ibu terkejut dgn jawapan selamba itu..

lantas ibu mencelah, "jadi apa dia politik???"

si anak mengangkat muka dan melihat ayah dan ibunya dengan tenang menjawab.......

"sewaktu KERAJAAN sedang asyik tidur, GOLONGAN KAPITALIS menodai golongan PEKERJA. akibatnya RAKYAT di abaikan dan MASA DEPAN bergelumang dengan NAJIS!!! itu lah politik!!"

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WHY NO BODY KOMEN??

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i don't know this language

信人看智慧!信心看心地!信话看信心!信贼看样貌!信仰看教育!信息看电话!相信不相信看你自己!
My English Suck,But i know what you all meaning.So Dun play stupid Things in Forum

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Reply 2# window7starter's post

BECAUSE NOBODY GIVES A FLYING **.

I can spam retarded emoticons too, fag. Now keep your trashtalking out.

DERP

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Reply 3# Nagima's post

ermm..are u malaysian? if malaysian must know and know the langguage of bahasa melayu..

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Reply 5# window7starter's post

I am Malaysian. Whether I know BM or not is not the issue here. You are being a retard by making stupid posts like this one here. And whoever said that a Malaysian must be fluent in BM is a complete **tard. Yes, I'm pointing at you.

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And before you start talking back at me, let me ask you something. Have you ever contributed anything to Malaysia? Anyone can be a Malaysian but can he be a citizen? There's a difference between a citizen and a civilian.

In the words of Johnny Rico from Starship Troopers, a citizen accepts personal responsibility for the safety of the body politic, defending it with his life, a civilian does not.

I have participated in Operation Malaysia by distributing Low Orbit Ion Cannon through Facebook, enlisting the help of Anonymous and connecting my LOIC to their IRC. What have you ever done for your country?

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Reply 7# PwnRAR's post

ko pon malaysia kan masalahnya..kalau ko bukan pegi bla dri malaysia ni..

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Reply 8# window7starter's post

You have absolutely NO right to tell me to get out of Malaysia. If anything, YOU are the one who needs to get out of Malaysia. I asked you a question; What have you ever contributed to the nation.

OpMsia aside, I have also given lectures on ICT and cyber security. I have also participated in Habitat for Humanity.


You sir, are no different when you are compared with our 'dear' Prime Minister and our nation's leaders. Everytime someone criticizes you, you just try to avoid it and 'halau' the critic out which is exactly what Mr. Badruddin did a few years ago. If you want it in BM, then let me summarize it for you along with the translation too.

KAMU BIKIN MALU UNTUK NEGARA MALAYSIA SAHAJA

You're not a citizen, let alone a civilian. You're a failure, a 'sampah masyarakat' who only knows how to play computer games.

[ Last edited by PwnRAR at 2011-7-11 19:09 ]

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You think just because you can speak BM, you can be considered as a citizen? You think just because I can speak English fluently, I can be considered as a citizen? NO. It is not the language that counts. It is the actions of the individual that matters. It is the actions of the individual which will determine whether he or she is worthy to be a citizen or not.

[ Last edited by PwnRAR at 2011-7-11 19:19 ]

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I boleh say Bahasa Malay =DDDDDDD

Nothing.

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I don't understand the last part.......oh it's just me....

Yes I'm a Malaysian but saya can't cakap Bahasa Melayu, sad right?

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sensetive topic......dun say anything is BEST....or not get scolded ==

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Reply 13# 0176533298's post

Its not a matter of whether the topic is sensitive or not, but rather a matter of whether he knows what he's talking about.

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come on u guys..WE ARE 1 MALAYSIA!!

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